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They say truth is stranger than fiction. Well, it certainly can be funnier than fiction. It looks like Britney’s baby sister got herself knocked up, who’d of thought. Remember a few years back when Britney went on TV telling us we should support the Iraq War and that monkey in the White House. Well back to Jamie the by product of Neocrybaby family values.

Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney’s sister, is pregnant, the 16-year-old told OK! magazine. The father is her longtime boyfriend, Casey Aldridge, she said. “It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected,” Jamie Lynn Spears, who is 12 weeks along in her pregnancy, told the magazine for its new issue, which hits stands this week.

Hmm, sounds like that abstinence only program just isn’t cutting it any more. A surprise would be the virgin Mary getting pregnant with a baby Jesus, not a 16 year old having sex with her boyfriend.

Jamie wants to raise the baby in Louisiana so, get this,

it can have a normal family life

I wonder which social institutions are breeding grounds for underage sex.

Jamie Lynn said she did not have a steady boyfriend. “I kind of just keep my options open,” she told AP. “I have a bunch of friends that I always hang out with, a bunch of guy friends.” In the OK! interview, Jamie Lynn said she had met Aldridge at church.

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